Liar!

It's been a while since my last post, but really, I was very busy. (LIAR!!).

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Yeah, I might not be very busy but I needed more time to observe to write more, so here's our topic for today: Liar!

So who's the liar here?😕. You my friend, you are the liar. Don't get offended, but just try to remember the time you told someone the 'truth' and it eased your life😂. Congrats👏👏👏.

Why so happy? 'Cause lying's an effective tool for winners. Really.

From simple pick up lines to incredible war strategies lying is an inevitable part of a winning plan. And it not only includes telling unreal tales but also misdirection. So the next time you make that poker face, remember me😉.

Studies worldwide suggest that only a liar can identify other liars, and in this ruthless world of plagiarizing punks you surely need this skill. Even acting is artistic lying. So never lose hope, start practising today.

I'm an introvert, so I've had my fair share of difficulty in making friends. But this allowed me to observe to a great extent how it works. Some of my conclusions:

• You are friends with some people only because you meet them five days a week.
• For long distance friends, we have a free messaging service. When was the last time you spent real money to contact them?
• Most of other friends are just contact numbers who are never contacted.
• A new species of friends has also emerged: memelius tagcus, if you know what I mean.

But why am I telling this? Because most of the "friends" you meet are temporary. So it is better to interact fast rather than crawling with those traditional bonding methods. But how? Well... Here's a choice of morality. I have found that the best way to start a conversation is to throw a bait of harmless lies on your fish and wait for it to grab it. How exactly, you may ask? 

So stay tuned for my next post wherein I will give some tools to start a conversation with the help of effective lying (Yeah, I know. It doesn't sound very good).

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See Ya!

[Final Warning: You might be waiting for the next post, but remember this: I, too, am a good liar😝😉.]